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Phil’s Follies…
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Have You Ever… Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like
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Darwin Awards… The Big Plunge
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The more treacherous overlooks in the Grand Canyon are protected by fences and signs. All of these overlooks are spectacular. Some have towering columns, some have small plateaus that tourists toss coins onto, like dry wishing wells. Make a wish! One entrepreneur wished for financial success. And there in front of him was
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| (Published: Wed, 04 May 2011 01:01:36 +0000) |
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Sometimes Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction…
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Somehow, this sounds normal for a member of the Rolling Stones: The former Rolling Stones’ bassist, Bill Wyman, began a relationship with thirteen-year-old Mandy Smith, when he was forty-seven. They married six years later in 1989, but divorced after less than two years. Not long after the divorce, Bill’s thirty-year-old son, Stephen, married Mandy
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| (Published: Wed, 20 Apr 2011 19:14:51 +0000) |
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Theft By Deception…
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Check out this sneaky little devil. Do they teach this is “Politics 101″? Watch This Video
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| (Published: Wed, 20 Apr 2011 18:15:05 +0000) |
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Young Children And Proverbs…
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A 1st grade teacher one day gave her students a list of Proverbs from the Bible. She gave them the first half of each Proverb and then asked each student to fill in the blanks (the second half of each Proverb): * “None are so blind as” ………………….Stevie Wonder. * “A miss is as
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| (Published: Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:07:06 +0000) |
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Licking The Lion Tamer…
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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them: “I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my
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| (Published: Fri, 15 Apr 2011 14:41:27 +0000) |
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Weekend “Fix”… A Good Road Trip
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Kathy and I hit the road this past Saturday morning to take advantage of a three day weekend. We headed to Chicago to see our son Mark and our daughter-in-law Michela. It was time to get a “fix”. Mark and Michela are the only ones that still live away from Omaha. We try to get
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| (Published: Wed, 23 Feb 2011 21:41:06 +0000) |
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“The Fonz”… Interviewed By Jimmy Kimmel
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Henry Winkler was so much a part of our young lives as The Fonz on “Happy Days” that he became a cult figure. Listen to this fun interview with Jimmy Kimmel… Watch This Video
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| (Published: Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:14:56 +0000) |
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“Streaker” Gets His Bell Rung…
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Man, this had to hurt. Especially with no clothes on. After you get your bell rung like he did you better check to make sure you still have all your parts attached. Watch This Video
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| (Published: Wed, 23 Feb 2011 17:31:34 +0000) |
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Blonde Joke… It Proves That Men Are Superior
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There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the
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| (Published: Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:43:34 +0000) |
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The Middle East… Which Way Will It Go?
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The Middle East is in turmoil. So far, there doesn’t seem to be much violence. At least not as much as you would have suspected by now. So, where is this uprising headed? How many countries will be affected? Can Kansas win the National Championship? Will O.J. ever get out of prison? All of a
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| (Published: Tue, 22 Feb 2011 02:47:49 +0000) |
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“Graphs Are Us”…
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My good friend Mark Young at Baby Boomer Talk Online came up with some graphs he received from his buddy Tom Martinson. I have uploaded a few of them for you. Go to Mark’s site to see them all…
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The Forgotten Member Of “Three Dog Night”…
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This dog will put your dog to shame. Have you ever seen a dog sing and play the piano? I promise that I will continue to find the very best talent available out there… so help me God. Watch This Video
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| (Published: Sat, 19 Feb 2011 12:41:09 +0000) |
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Insults… Just For You
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One thing I will say for the Germans, they are always perfectly willing to give somebody else’s land to somebody else. – Will Rogers (1879-1935) What I got by going to Canada was a cold. – Henry David Thoreau (1817-62) Attila the Hen. – Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher Yo momma’s so ugly when she
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| (Published: Sun, 10 Oct 2010 03:13:46 +0000) |
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Bush Tax Cuts… Let ‘Em Ride
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The Bush Tax Cuts from earlier in this decade are scheduled to expire at the end of this year. I say let ‘em ride… permanently. The cuts have been good for business and for you and me. Once again, politicians are throwing out a red herring for the citizens to swallow. They want us to
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| (Published: Fri, 08 Oct 2010 23:00:23 +0000) |
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Famous Last Words…
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“I think it’s trying to communicate…” “We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.” — Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962. “So, you’re a cannibal.” “Well, it can’t get any worse!” “How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? French fries.” Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma. ~~
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| (Published: Fri, 08 Oct 2010 22:29:09 +0000) |
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