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Short funny jokes-DNA
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What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
National Dyslexics Association.
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| (Published: Sat, 11 Sep 2010 06:01:32 +0000) |
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Hilarious jokes-The warning signs of Insanity
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The Warning Signs of Insanity…
* Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you wouldn’t expect tentacles to be growing from.
* You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.
* You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking
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| (Published: Fri, 10 Sep 2010 05:58:46 +0000) |
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Really funny jokes-She’s a chicken
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A husband took his wife to the doctor.
“Oh, doctor,” he said, “my wife thinks she’s a chicken.”
The doctor gasped, “That’s terrible. How long has she been like that?
The husband replied, “Three years.”
The doctor was horrified, “Three years! Why didn’t you bring her to me sooner?”
The husband said sheepishly, “Because we needed the eggs.”
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| (Published: Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:55:22 +0000) |
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Laurel and Hardy
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Laurel: I have a wonderful tonic to make you laugh. Do you want it?
Hardy: Yeah, why not? I will consume it three times a day so that I can keep laughing through out the day. By the way what is its name?
Laurel: Funtonic
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| (Published: Tue, 07 Sep 2010 12:53:34 +0000) |
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Short funny jokes-dream
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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
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| (Published: Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:51:45 +0000) |
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SMS jokes – Girlfriend to wife
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A boy saved his girlfriend’s cell number on his mobile as
“MY LIFE”;
Then they got married.
After one year of marriage, it was found changed to
“MY WIFE”;
After Five years of Marriage:
“HOME”
and after Ten Years
“HITLER”
and after Silver Anniversary
“WRONG NUMBER”..
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| (Published: Mon, 06 Sep 2010 06:30:26 +0000) |
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Best funny jokes-Thank you
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As we progress through the year 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.
I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice
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| (Published: Sun, 05 Sep 2010 12:49:32 +0000) |
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Good jokes-10 years
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Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A coin.
Wife: OK give me a coin.
Husband: Wait a second
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| (Published: Sat, 04 Sep 2010 12:48:21 +0000) |
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Short funny jokes – Liquor
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Doctor: Liquor is a slow poison for you.
Patient: It’s all-right. I’m not in a hurry.
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| (Published: Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:00:11 +0000) |
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Funny jokes-About Women
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Women especially love a bargain.
The question of ‘need’ is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out.
Anything on sale is fair game.
Women never have anything to wear.
Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you ‘just don’t understand’.
Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone
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| (Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:13:16 +0000) |
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